dog and snog
this cow is prettier than me
Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”
Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.
Can we talk about how this train at the Christmas celebration in our city uses Yes Man’s fucking face on the front of it
When any sort of Fallout 4 “news” comes out that isn’t directly from Bethesda, look at it, say “that’s interesting,” keep it in mind, think critically about it, and move on until more news comes forward.
Altair: my father was murdered in front of me
Ezio: my father was murdered in front of me
Haytham: my father was murdered in front of me
Connor: I murdered my father
Connor: in front of me
waking up and getting out of bed during winter, more like
Bubbles, Blossom and Buttercup!