marrickan:

i’ve wanted to do this for 253453094 years

marrickan:

i’ve wanted to do this for 253453094 years

gaardentoaster:

pensacrossing:

What happens when you cut the tree the villager is hiding.

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Tauriel (n) daughter of Mirkwood

Cashier: *dies at register*
Customer: are you open

a little kid today asked me about my ‘husband’ 

dutchster:

my demons have been gaining a lot of weight. i think it’s time for some exorcise

sucm:

why he lick me

sucm:

why he lick me